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Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by profiler999 on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:42 am

Get home tonight and get all excited.....a brand new Ed Brown 1911 catalog had arrived in the mail. I got all my chores done and felt natural calling, so off I head to the throne.......what, where is it????? Needless to say, I put things on hold to search it out......15 minutes later, I'm digging through the trash can. I was successful in retrieving it, and now I'm really on a mission....

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by Xd357 on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:45 am

Man I hate that for ya. Glad you was able to find it.

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by captain-03 on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:46 am

WOW!! Almost a diaster in the making .....

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by EagleinChains on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:54 am

I bet you were ready to ....explode. lol

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by Xd357 on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:56 am

Yeah in more that one way.

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by pinetor on Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:38 am

You have NOOOOO idea how funny that is to me..

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by jdphotoguy on Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:24 pm

The iPad has changed the way I go to the bathroom.

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by SubGunFan on Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:09 pm

jdphotoguy wrote:The iPad has changed the way I go to the bathroom.


Now that is FUNNY...................... and true................ Smile

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by miker84 on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:51 pm

SubGunFan wrote:
jdphotoguy wrote:The iPad has changed the way I go to the bathroom.


Now that is FUNNY...................... and true................ Smile

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I'm laughing from my throne as I type this on the galaxy tablet.

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by SubGunFan on Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:50 pm

It is a GOOD thing they haven't found a way to convert SMELL into 1s and 0s.....................................Smile Smile Smile Smile

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by 45flattop on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:27 pm

As a teenager my mother used to find mine and toss it, but once I turned 18 and
went to college she took to tossing my back issues of Shooting Times, the ones
with Skeeter Skelton's articles!!! SO not fair!!! crying

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by p moore on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:28 pm

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I'm laughing from my throne as I type this on the galaxy tablet.[/quote]

Now, you could have kept that bit of info to yourself. lol

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by jdphotoguy on Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:00 pm

SubGunFan wrote:
jdphotoguy wrote:The iPad has changed the way I go to the bathroom.


Now that is FUNNY...................... and true................ Smile

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by Guest on Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:32 am

They just do not understand good literature.. thats pretty funny though,hide her mag's and see what happens.. NO just kidding..

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by Brutus on Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:04 pm

45flattop wrote:As a teenager my mother used to find mine and toss it, but once I turned 18 and
went to college she took to tossing my back issues of Shooting Times, the ones
with Skeeter Skelton's articles!!! SO not fair!!! crying

I can relate, bro.

When I left for college my walk-in closet in my bedroom had a substantial stash of gun mags and catalogs and such. When I came home at Thanksgiving that year I discovered they had all gone "bye-bye".

All my old issues of Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune, Gung Ho, etc. were swept into the trash bin of history.

I understand those old issues of Gung Ho are collector's items now.

Too bad, so sad.......

Sad

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Re: Wife threw away my porn.....

Post by SubGunFan on Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:24 pm

I would buy Soldier of Fortune off the racks back then.......... Smile

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