I thought I had read all the stupid gun related things there is to read..until now..it just gets dumber and dumber.

The next time someone threatens you with a piece of pizza, you have permission to return fire since it must be covered under the Castle Doctrine or something.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/16325409/gun-shaped-pizza-slice#.TuuNBWP1d3o.twitter

He plays with light sabers and they don't own a gun? I just got the image in my head from "Big Bang Theory" when Leanard heard a bump in the night and came into the living room with his lightsaber.....these folks are really going off the deepend