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Mule trader

Post by Beladran on Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:33 am

Mule   Trading
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.


The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.


The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."



Curtis &Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."



The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."



They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."



The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"


Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."



The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"



Leroy said, "We shore can!  Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"



A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly  grocery store and asked.



"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"


They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.."


Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."


The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."


Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.


They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs

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Re: Mule trader

Post by fastarrow on Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:43 am

HA!HA!HA! Funny lol
































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Post by 22lrfan on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:54 pm

I love it!!! I've already sent it to some friends.

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Post by makoshark75 on Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:16 am

Great one! I heard a revival preacher tell this one years ago and I never could remember quite how it went. I'm glad you posted it! Now, I've emailed it to a bunch of my friends.

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Post by Muleskinner on Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:21 pm

HEEEYYYYY !!!

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Post by Xd357 on Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:13 pm

Lol

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