Night Match in Poplarville set for June 26

nonnieselman wrote:

bigsig wrote:Man we was havin a blast, then somebody up and called the law. Seems to be that we was in the right place at the wrong time. Had fun for awhile.

what kinda koolaid you been drinking?

Me and G1D went to the night shoot. Poplarvilles range is right behind the court house ain't it? They had all kind of 3D targets. Opposum,racoons, deer, and they looked soooo life like. Well, we started "practicing" cause nobody was there yet. Next thing ya know the police show up. At first I thought it was a POP up Target. Nope! It was a real cop, and he had a bad attitude about us "practicing" before the match. G1D told him we would not shoot any more targets if he didn't eat any more doughnuts. Man, that went over like a fart in church! "Mr. Occifer" goes to jumpin up and down, screamin and hollerin, he even threw his coffee down. Well, while he and G1D were "discussing" thier differances I slipped off in the woods to Piss(way too many beers before practice.). So while in the woods I got kinda lost. When I finally got headed in the direction of the discussion I came out of the woods behind Mr. Occifer. Trying to be polite and not interupt, I was walking real quiet like. Once I get close I got to thinkin "i don't want the nice officer to get startled and shoot me" so I decide to announce my presence. BANG! was probably not the best choice, but I said it anyway. Can you believe the officer turned around and tazered me? While laying on the ground sweating and shaking I smell this foul odor. Seems I did startle Mr. Occifer. He had soiled his uniform trousers. Amoungst my laughter and tears I tell him "man its o.k. I pissed on my hand a little. Nobody will ever notice, if you don't tell them." I think at this point he forgot G1D was even there and goes to cussin me. Well. Needless to say once my unhappy wife made bail for us we had completly missed the match. Now I'm having a Hell of a time finding a lawyer to take my case. I want to be compensated for missing the match and all of the verbal abuse I had to endure that night. Anybody know a good attorney?

DB? You wanna take this one, since it has to do with guns and such? Help a brotha out!

Yeah ,Mr. Chaffin I believe specializes in just this sort of case .

good gosh i hope this is true and somebody has video!!!!

DB might get a good laugh out of it.

I have actually fallen out of my chair laughing. Anybody got a tissue to wipe my eyes. BS, your killin me.
BTW, what was the score before we were so rudely interrupted? I musta lost count. U had 3 or 4 opossums and 2 bandits and I can't remember what I had at all.